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(Source: ask-friday-knight, via inomveggies)
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(Source: ask-friday-knight, via inomveggies)
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
(via jomzjahmezjames)
(via korras-vagina)
| our granddads: | well child you don't know what you're saying i survived two world wars |
|---|---|
| we in the future: | listen here you little shit i survived the mishapocalypse |
lik3petalswemusteventuallyfall:
Do you ever go from texting someone every day to realizing you’re always the one texting first, so you eventually stop texting first to see if they ever even realize you two haven’t talked and they don’t realize so you’re just stuck silently missing them knowing it’s not even worth it anymore because they obviously don’t care
(Source: wesquick, via letmetouchyoursexhair)
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
Woah.
(Source: deadmutation, via korras-vagina)
yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad:
every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters
(via letmetouchyoursexhair)
(Source: thegirlandherwolf, via letmetouchyoursexhair)
for every note this gets ill eat another hot pocket
better hope you have a shit ton of hot pockets then
IT HAD SIX FUCKING NOTES AND THEN YOU REBLOGGED IT
ENJOY YOUR HOT POCKETS
(Source: msthiefoftime, via jomzjahmezjames)
I read that in an epic movie trailer voice over voice
(via letmetouchyoursexhair)
youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:
I choked on my water.
(Source: bettenshmetten, via pizzaboxofmemories)